I’m sure this report is making dietitians and nutritionists and their big-government counterparts crazy, but I’ve never been too fond of their mostly loopy advice anyway (you know, like don’teat fats).

If this company can produce a Twinkie filled with good quality chocolate cream, I’ll buy them and eat them. Who wouldn’t love an occasional chocolate filled Twinkie?

Now, do you see the healthy eating advice embedded in what I wrote? I’ll eat the Twinkie, and it won’t matter one whit to my overall health. Why is that?

VICE: The Team That Reinvented PBR Wants to Make Twinkies Cool, Too.